Good, get your leisure while you’re young and have your life ahead of you.
This whole “sell your body back to society and then maybe you’ll get some free time in your old age where you can no longer do much” is such a sick sad joke.
Ah yes, just in time to fuck up the recipes even more through cost cutting!
Not to say that the original Twinkie recipe wasn’t just some kind of industrial waste, but you get my drift. These kind of buyouts literally never result in a higher quality product. It’s just one more thing for J.M. Smucker to drive into the ground for profit.