Strange object found trapped near Uranus

DrYes, 5 months ago

Probably just some cloaked Klingons

swope, 5 months ago

Klingons?

EmptyRadar, 5 months ago

Wow, I wonder if this will impact Uranus in any way?

rocker, 5 months ago

Leave me alone. I've been trying to pass it for like a week.

Kata1yst, 5 months ago

We either need to rename Uranus to the traditional spelling of Ouranos to stop all this childish teasing, or we need to lean in harder and have the Onion get final edit on every single scientific publication on that planet.

snooggums, 5 months ago

They fixed it in Futurama.l to avoid those childish jokes.

They renamed it Urectum.

admiralteal, 5 months ago

you - Rahn - oos

You don't even need to change the spelling, just pronounce it a way that better resembles the underlying Greek. Problem is, no English-speaker needs to think about pronunciation for the other planets because the latin is just pronounced phonetically.

It's weird that it's the one Greek-named planet. If we're changing things up, it should just be Caelus to match the others.

DrYes, 5 months ago

oo rah noos

"U" is not pronounced like "you" at all. "Noos" is also pretty off.

rhythmisaprancer, 5 months ago

Said Carlsen to Niemann.

DessertStorms, 5 months ago

This headline belongs on not the Onion lol
Sorry 😂